It is an amazing beautiful day!!! I'm sitting in Landa Park waiting on this gorgeous girl that I have plans with tonight. Something about Oktoberfest and copious amounts of cold beer. Who could turn down that invitation. However that's how the evening will finish is definitely... not how my morning started!
I made work this morning but had a half day scheduled to deal with a work related injury. About two weeks ago I was called to the office to help move a student from one wheel chair to another. Somehow during the course of picking the student up and setting him in his new chair I did something.
That something solidifies my earned age of 31. Thirty-one years of dragging feed sacks, bucking hay bales, throwing calves, rough horses, and bad women had finally worn out my lower back. Those experiences and the precise timing (that only I seem to have) culminated in a tearing of muscle. I sure felt it when it happened but, I stood up finished what I was doing and didn't cry about it till the pain never left after a few days.
I'll skip the workers comp spiel, but trust me it is a different process of health care.
Anyways, this morning is my second appointment with the doctor. It's one of those quicky med clinic places and there is nothing quick about the process. Except today the doc says he's not happy with my progress. "Let's give you a shot to speed things up", sounds fine to me doc. (Notice he said one shot) The doc walks out of the room and that's the last I see of him today. Probably collecting my insurance check and hitting the greens, yeah I saw that BMW in the parking lot.
Next walks in this barrel chest of a man nurse to give me the shot. Only there's more than one needle on his tray. As I'm non challantly dropping my pants trying to keep dignity for the situation I'm in, I happen to look back and see the thickest, biggest damn needle. Take a deep breath the nurse says...I'm thinking hell at least get me drunk first...where's the tequila, I'll even take the worm but geez don't stab me with that thing yet. He doesn't...whew maybe I avoided it...maybe it's for some other sap. Haunched over as I feel two little pricks in my lower back...Not bad I'm thinking to myself. Piece of cake...then I hear the nurse speak. "Ok for this next one...stand on your left leg and relax your right cheek." Uh huh....what for you just gave me that shot right? His unequivocal response...."Nope, one more and you know where it's going" Did he laugh? Does the prospect of making this big country boy whelp in pain bring this guy pleasure...It must! Because he's smiling telling me to breathe deep again! Just as I'm actually contemplating where that big needle is going I hear my inner voice state, "You're gonna give it where?" As the cold metallic (must be the size of a turkey baster) needle makes a very deep painful intrusion into the top part of my right cheek. Standing on my left leg, grasping the counter, my right leg spasms like a rabbit, but there's no fun here just a sharp pain, loss of some self respect, and the thought that I have a nicer bedside manner with my cattle and horses. How could you top that off? That's what I'm thinking as feel the slap of a band-aid across the location of the shot, and the nurse says "take that off after while."
Now imagine this....I'm not quite Sasquatch, but parts of me have more hair than others. And unlike a metro sexual...I don't shave my ass! Not for anybody!....so if the shot was painful....what's that band-aid being pulled off of skin and hair going to feel like? I don't know but thank God for the beer tonight and just maybe I can talk my date in to pulling it off fast.
We'll See
LB