Awwww the latest in the stolen motorcycle saga. Most of you know our house was burglarized a couple of weeks ago. Good news is we know who did it..they were stupid enough to leave their footprints then they we're arrested in possession of my motorcycle on a back road to Cotulla, Texas at 2:00 AM in the morning. I'm having a hard time with getting my bike back though because they were smart enough to scratch out the vin number......that however is the only smart thing they did. I spoke with the DPS officer that made the stop and this is how he described the events unfolding.
"I was northbound on hwy. 97 about 2 in the morning, when I was passed by a newer Ford F-350 with at least a 10 inch lift heading south. However I could see what looked like a motorcycle leaning on its side in the back. I turned around and proceeded to follow, and when they didn't slow down for a speed zone I pulled them over. When the driver got out of the truck he looked like someone you wouldn't suspect of driving that vehicle"....(I think he was getting at that maybe someone who didn't look like a cholo at Easter should have been driving.) The driver wasn't alone, he had another passenger and the driver had a girlfriend tagging along. "Inspecting the bike I noticed the vin number had been scratched out....an immediate red flag!! I had the two (now suspects) unload the bike, because if they could get it up there then they could get it down. And further investigating revealed it to be stolen"
Now here's the reason for my call. My insurance company Progressive has been great to work with, but the adjuster called that there was a problem. My bike was being held and not released because the suspect (the driver or the f-350) was claiming I sold him the bike. That was the reason for the clarifying call to the trooper to ask him about that ridiculous claim. He responded, "yeap they said they bought it from a guy that sells watermelons on the side of the road and that they had been buying from him for a couple of months." That guy was apparently me, and apparently we've become great friends the last couple of months....so upon hearing this the only thing I could answer back with was..."Did they say if I sold melons with seeds or without?" Thanked the now hysterically laughing trooper and hung up the phone.
How does that conversation go on the side of the road? I think maybe it went like this....Hey mister...I need a watermelon...Well take your pic...I've got big ones, little ones, skinny ones, fat ones, and motorcycles!!! What....you sell motorcycles? Oh Jess...real fast ones, real slow ones, real stolen ones..$500 $500 you take...real nice!!! Hmm there's no vin #....don't worry it was dropped? maybe brushed up against a tree...and scratched off...but $500 I help you load! Oh I don't know....I tell you what...since you been such a great customer....you buy the bike then take any three melons you want...Free!!! You mean $500 and I get this beautiful like new bike with just that one scratch that accidentally made the vin # unreadable and.....and I get any three melons I want??? Yes...yes..special price for number one customer....just for you...Well then hell yeah...oh and I want 3 seedless!!
Stay tuned for the results :-)
LB